Scientists have created a real life shark that can store 3tb of mp3 files and play them while delivering a flashing skin and laser-fin sound to light show.
Solar powered and all.
And it eats half of every dolphin ever.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

And they are reinstating the English canal system and putting loads of these sharks in it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)