I spent the weekend on the moon
battling lesbian robot zombies with a laser-powered atomic shotgun on a fucking Harley Davidson
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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That's not fabulous.
That's a somewhat depressing mid-life crisis fantasy from a balding man in an old grey tanktop eating pea soup.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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