Only having three meals a day
And having sex. Oh, and actually moving from the couch full stop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Pfft
Like anyone has had sex with you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

+whilst concious

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nail on the head
Well done
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Nail on the head?
More like brick to the face
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

If people threw a brick at you, you'd just gobble it up due to your reflex for the constant want for food
Probably wouldn't even chew it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)