If you were a mutant
like Mykey, how would you go about losing weight?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Cut off the extra limbs

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

lol top
Someone was using my 7mb pixel image elsewhere, so I replaced it.

www.gotgames.com.au/forums/general-discussion-165/qmx-locks-night-out-town-49717/index2.html#post1353895

lulz slightly nsfw
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

OH REALLY?
I cannot unsee that.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Describe please.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Burned body with flag up arse

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

That is an outrageous claim.
TAKE IT BACK!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm not bloody clicking on it again
Have only been up for an hour, DO NOT WANT.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Very burnt dead guy.
Photoshopped American flag sticking out of his arse.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Slightly?

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I might have a BBQ on sunday if the weathers nice.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

It's going to rain.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

SHITLIVER!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

YOU ARE NOT THE MOON MASTER!
IMPOSTER!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

JAKE'S UTERUS!!!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

YOU DEAF YA HAIRY BASTARD?

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

jog on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

BUNKBUGGER

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

contemptible rake

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Outrageous Cad
love you
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

crackah ass crackah
Smootches
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Drat.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Double Drat Muttley!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

*awaits invite*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

*was taking the piss about the content of the picture*
Bring tasty meats.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I might make a traditional ABERDEEN lard salad.
I'll need 3 blocks of lard, mars bars, some cress and a bottle of Irn Bru to make the dressing with.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

You want to get some moutain dew from baskin robbins
ten grams more sugar in it that irn bru, per can

Terrifying.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I used to love tins of Mountain Dew when I were a lad.
Everyone else hated it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I watched Come Dine With Me last night
Had fat scottish man who put oxo and marmite on minute steak and cooked it for 40 minutes, for dessert served lidl chocolate and hob nobs with butterscotch angel delight. Most shots of his kitchen showed a massive bottle of Irn Bru on the counter. He doesn't need no stinking fridge.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

0_0

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Yes
Everything he did made me cringe both outwardly and inwardly.

By the end of it I was clutching Mr Baroness's arm and squeaking unintelligibly.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Traditional Aberdeen salad
or a salard as it is known locally.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Oh
I didn't look at it as it said NSFW. Have a BBQ anyway (and invite me)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It was quite NSFW.
Bring tasty meats.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

shit it out

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

:(

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

too many words, Theo.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I got to cut down on wordythings

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

there would be nothing of you left
you would turn yourself inside out

would have to call you nilognaps.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

arf

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I quite like nilognaps

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

he he Mine is
Rettub Doohnt Pac
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

ehcadde
Sounds like someone fucking up the pronouciation of "arcade".

"Lets go play games in the Eh-Cadde!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

sulumrow
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Only having three meals a day
And having sex. Oh, and actually moving from the couch full stop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Pfft
Like anyone has had sex with you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

+whilst concious

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nail on the head
Well done
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Nail on the head?
More like brick to the face
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

If people threw a brick at you, you'd just gobble it up due to your reflex for the constant want for food
Probably wouldn't even chew it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I would have a super mutant stomach
That didn't digest things and just pelted undigested food out of my colon at supersonic speeds
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

But most people complain when the nearest thing to that happens.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

They're weak willed fools

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I read that as weak willied fools :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Their winkies are all bendy and can't support a brick like us with the strong penises

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

fuck yeah!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I've lost a lot of weight in the past 2 years
doesn't stop insulting bastards being themselves, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Me too. I'm down to 14st of pure man muscle now.
Not bad for a little over 6 foot.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Not bad at all.
I used to weigh quite a bit more than that, and I'm 5ft3.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

over under


Soon
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Terrible bullying.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

what do you mean?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I still get called fat.
*shrugs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

eh?
I've seen you, you're not fat! A mere slip of a girl!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Certainly in comparison to a year/two years ago.
I'd like to have a figure like yours, you've got a lovely shape.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

aw thanks hun :)
*blush* eat a few more cakes and anything's possible.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Oooh no, I'd have to stop weighing and measuring myself daily then :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

bah, if my jeans fit I'm happy.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm getting a bit obsessive, I think I might relinquish my tape measure and notebook...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

oh blimey.
Enough of that love, you look fine!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Oooh no, I'm not fishing
I probably do, it's hard to tell, isn't it? I've got to stop the obsessing about inches and lbs though, I'm doing even MY head in.

Plus I'm almost out of notebook space.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I expect it's a tricky habit to slip out of.
Especially if you've been doing it for a while. Ease out of it gently :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

2 years, almost, daily :D
used to be twice daily but I put a stop to that!

Such a wanker, I really am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

by whom?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Chavs, wankers, internets, the usual.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hey, I'm a wanker on the internets

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

You're a nice wanker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

People still hate me though :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Shut your fucking whining

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

in an XXXXL burberry t-shirt.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Then, why the fuck are you bothered?
And I've never seen anyone be horrible to you on here, let alone call you fat.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hah, really?
Gilgamesh aside, I wasn't actually talking about b3ta.

I'm also not particularly bothered, but you asked and it'd have been rude to just ignore you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

that's teeribly unfair, i've gone out of my way to troll you for ages, i know you now have me on ignore for ages but still
:(((((
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I honestly have never seen anyone be horrible to you on here, yet you seem to play the victim quite a bit.
Either I'm missing a lot of aggro (which may happen - I'm a strict 9-5 b3tan only) or you're a bit sensitive.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

A little uncalled for, but ta.
Why are you wanting to talk about this? As I said I wasn't actually talking about b3ta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You brought up the fact that people (turns out you meant not on here) say horrible things to you.
You've mentioned numerous times before how you think some people on here are horrible to you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Christ, all right then, I'm ever so sorry.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

All I'm saying is that perhaps, just perhaps, not everyone is out to have a go at you.
Myself included.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Thank goodness you were here.
I know. As I said, I wasn't talking about b3ta, but... ok.

Sorry, I don't really know what to say. Thank you? What would you like?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

shut it fatty

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

sow up all holes and gaps

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Go back to weightlifting.
I lost 1.5 stone in 3 months last time.
Put it all back on and then some though :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Try weightWATCHING then.
I once watched a one ton weight.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

so that was you?
wondered who was watching me
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I would use super mutant do not eat crappy foods power.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Oh shup up whinging and call INTERNETLAWYERMAN.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Internetlawyerman is a massive homo

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

So was Freddy Mercury
but you wouldn't say he was a shit singer.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm actually a right fat fuck, I've just got strong jeans and I never breath out.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

One day someone will see your fat ankles
then your secret will be out
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*pulls socks up*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'm going to watch The Children now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

so am I
/grabs mac and goes to hide in the bushes outside the local primary school.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Oh I haven't seen that yet
Haunting In Connecticut isn't bad, if you're up for by-the-numbers horror.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Yah, I liked that.
I like rubbish horror like that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

The Strangers is also good
the mood building is fantastic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

damnit i want to see that
is it downloadable yet?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Cams are, which is how I watched it
I'm waiting till it comes out on Blue Ray then I'll watch it again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Ooh good point
Have you seen drag me to hell yet?

Its cocking aces, but definitly needs to be seen in the cinema
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Noooo, I'm waiting for that to come out too.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I cannot stress quite how much i loved that film

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Dont, its shit.
And the incredibly upper middle class people in it will make you claw Noit's face off and shit down his throat.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

He's not here, so that's okay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

THAT'S ENOUGH OF ALL THIS.
I'M GOING.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

BYE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

mitosis

( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Probably by doing what I am already doing...

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

wanking whilst watching playbus?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Eating less and going to the gym

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

oh, not as much fun then

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

No, but the results are good
I'm 1/2 way to my target weight :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I am going about it.
Eating healthier and doing exercise. I've had to give up the pints though. That has killed me. I hate drinking girlie drinks when I'm out. I'd much rather have a pint in my hand. Sad times.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I just stopped drinking.
The weight FELL OFF. Seriously, I think that's what kick started me losing it all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh now Captain.
I couldn't possibly stop drinking. No sir.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

how would i be able to play darts?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

EXACTLY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I haven't stopped all together
I had a couple at the bash, but it's a rarity for me to drink now. It's good, I spend much less money, I've lost many stones and I don't behave like a bell end. Well, I don't behave like a PISSED bell end. Each to their own, though....

Vodka, lime and soda's meant to be a slimming alcoholic drink, so I've heard. It's smashing, too. Very nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Yes.
This is to be my new Drink Of Choice when I go out, mainly because it's a fucker to get G & slimline T in the places I drink.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I shall be having a drink tonight, possibly.
I could do with a beer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Booze doesn't make you fat
It's a liquid. Like water!
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Some people say alcohol's a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

People are like, well stoopid

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Less drinking, less eating, more exercising
Or maybe just more exercising and less eating.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'd mutate my own fat into steaks then open a restaurant

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

cut of a nipple and squeaze the excess out like a tube of prawn primula

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

haha
i think i'm going to be sick
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)