I'm actually a right fat fuck, I've just got strong jeans and I never breath out.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

One day someone will see your fat ankles
then your secret will be out
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*pulls socks up*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)