I've never met him but I imagine his voice to sound the way Comic Sans looks
(Gilgameshgazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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He has very short arms.
Fuck only knows how he used to be able to cuddle up to Pickle Fairy.
(Amorous BadgerNAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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