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What personality traits really get on your tits?
You know, those things people can't help, probably aren't aware of but get you riled.

For me it's people who are needlessly patronising, overly quiet/shy or the other way and overly loud. All probably nice people but they just grate on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
haha, quality.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Is the current QOTW likely to be anthing other than..
..'I've done loads of drugs, me' this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
and 'we totally pushed over a portaloo when there was like, a guy in it LOL"

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
"I lost my friends and I ended up running into this really hot chick and having sex with her all night"
Translation: Your "friends" left you behind because you're a shit person and you hugged a drunk woman.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
Wait a sec here, hold on a minuite.....
Are you saying that, that didn't count?

Oh man, =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
festivals suck
i've never been to one though
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
I went all out and posted a REAL story that HAPPENED!
It'll get lost under all the "I once touched a girl in the fanny uncle rape" stories though
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
I did this
and it won QotW

but they decided to usurp it's rightful place in the newsletter with a charming annecdote about someone having a wank and his mum gave him a cup of tea or something.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
DING DING DING
www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441205

This is essentially "I've had sex". This ENTIRE story. Hardly ANYTHING to do with festivals, save that's where the story takes place

Oh, QOTW :(
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
That's pathetic
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441221
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
People who put on a show of being happy all the time, whistling, singing, trying to draw as much attention to themselves as possible
Like they are over compensating
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Dale Winton syndrome.
He strikes me as depressed, possibly because of the 'YAY'ness of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
lolfriz

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
HA HAHAHA HA HAAH AHA A AHA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
people who get annoyed too easily

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
they are the most fun, people who bite too easy get wound up all the time, one of the things you first learn doing a trade appreticeship
don't bite back
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
i just don't know what they get out it,
upsetting themselves over nothing
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
it is odd, piss taking is all part of life, getting all upset is just wasting your energy, but it makes it funny for piss takers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS AND YOU'RE JUST MOCKING ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
Trendies

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
Are you a 15 year old goth who's just been called an 'emo'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I bet you have a black hoodie with a cheap Chinese print of a band name on the back
probably Pantera.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Nothing so Johnny-come-lately mainstream.
Probably something really shit like QueensRhyche or Dream Theater.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
*stands at the back of the room*
*refuses to dance*
*nods moodily to the song being played*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
*Turns volume up*
AG-A-DOO-DOO-DOO…
*Forms conga line*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
DO THEY DARLING?
WELL DONT WORRY, SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA

see what i did there?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

stop shouting, you're making me all shy and that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
MAN THE FUCK UP!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

shite and tits! I'm so afraid I'm weeing pins
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
RANDOM FLUFFEH TIEM
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/05/funny-pictures-till-it-be-morrow/
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Being alive.
I hate this in other 90% of other people.
You can ask Pickle about that.

On a serious note: people who have a brain but just don't use it, instead of taking a moment to think about what they are going to say or do they just dive in and make a fuck up of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
You hate 90% of other peopel and people who don't use their brains and STILL Pickle Fairy escapes your derision?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Pickle is very lovely and a wonderful person.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Also I'm scared to say anything nasty about her incase she kills my daughters elephant.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
By putting a saddle on it and taking it for a ride?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's a stuffed toy.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
Which one is the cleverest?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
oh mate, that was worthy of me
fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to post so much and be too loud
I'll be quiet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
On her command you will lick the dogshit from her shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
Mmm... Salma Hayek.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
That's a quote from something.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Dusk till Dawn.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Thankyou, :)
I didn't want to google it. It could have come up with badness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
You're like greased lightning:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I've eaten worse*
*Note: I have not eaten worse
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
People who love playing the victim.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
Jealousy, and one-upmanship

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I hate one upmanship more than you

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I was crowned Mr one upmanship UK 10 years in a row.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I bet I hate jealously more than you.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Oh yeah? Well I hate jealousy, one-upmanship
AND trendies.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Too fucking slow

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Open jealousy or the 'well I didn't want one anyway' sort of jealousy?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Jealousy in the insecure sense.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Oh riiiiight.
I get that around thin women, goodness knows why. Proper thin ones, too.

Oh, and ones with lovely hair. And people who can play bass properly, those with nice jobs, that can drive etc etc etc etc etc...

*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
I did that once to Mrs Eddache.
At a gig, I saw a guy chatting to her, and I thought "Ok. You can talk to her. But she's my girlfriend." So (in my head, this was my thinking) to save him embarassment, I thought I would subtley put my arm around Mrs Eddache, thus showing a little sign that we were a couple and he should reassess his intentions. Turned out my hint was about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Still we all ended up chatting and he seemed like a nice fellow who may have been simply looking for a chat. Mrs Eddache doesn't let me forget that and revels in the fact I got a bit possessive.
I embarassed myself later by forgetting the name of my favourite song by the band we were about to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
I just hate people
fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
fat people like you

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I dislike people who dislike things about other people when those other people are probably nice people who just grate on the aforementioned person

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
foreign people and spastics mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
So, Gonzo must make you fit with rage?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
I've never met him but I imagine his voice to sound the way Comic Sans looks

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
He has very short arms.
Fuck only knows how he used to be able to cuddle up to Pickle Fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
Try to ignore me laughing like a chipmunk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAe-sUnYnI

or just skip to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
I can do that very easily by not clicking the link
see? I've done it

want to see me do it again? there we go
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
Miserable twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
Jealousy, drama-queen/diva types, victim complexes,
stupidity, arrogance, laziness, servility, ignorance, forced happiness, overfamiliarity, looking at me funny, talking, breathing, being.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
You're talking about ME aren't you?
I KNEW you never liked me.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Nu uh
he's talking about ME. God, you think you're so great, you big headed wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
he's obviously talking about QUINCY ME

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
*takes off wings and stripy jumper*
*strops off home and slams the door*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
officelol
you shit
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
that took me too long to get.
Totally worth it though, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I love everyone
apart from people that eat with their mouth open.

I would say clumsy people but most women are clumsy, yup sexist blah blah. Also mental woman who expect men to be mind readers and act like the opposite of what they actually want and then think men are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
I hate it when girls do something like this:
Me: "What do you fancy for dinner?"
Her: "Don't know. Anything, I don't mind."
Me: "How about spaghetti bolognese?"
Her: "NO! I don't want that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

*tries on everything in the whole shop*
goes to next shop repeat x18*
*go back to first shop and buys the first thing they tried on*
*the next days asks you to take it back because you're closer to the shop when at work*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
You have terrible taste in women though don't you?
If I'm going proper shopping, I do it alone or with a close girlfriend, no man wants to sit outside a changing room feeling like a perve.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
The wife often insists on coming with us
but he doesn't tut and sigh, and likes carrying stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Well trained, madam, well trained.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
He CAME LIKE THAT.
He's just terrifyingly nice. God knows what he's doing with a dour old cow like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
I do actually have a terrible taste in women :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
You went out with the thick one, Jillian from Family Guy?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
lol pretty much actually
Only more mental, like Meg when she fancied Brian.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Hair pie?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
keeping hair clippings. no shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Jesus. Was she at least a good shag?
Or was she one of the pretty women that sorta lie there as if to say "Well, I'm hot, do what you will with me, but don't expect me to enjoy it."
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
We had good times, but she was a bit frigid and I've got a high sex drive so it was a 'bone' of contention if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
FNAR FNAR!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
Been there dude
Perhaps we should get together and take turns in the dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
What, the last one?
Fucking hell, how cuckoo. Well done for being single.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
I've never had a normal/non mental girlfriend, kinda getting a bit jaded tbh.
I'm fending off some right nutters at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
I think that's just wimmins, pet

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
I'm just a mental magnet :S
I think sometimes you get lonely and jump into things you really shouldn't, that's what happens to me all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
Oh I know that trick
That's to blame for a lot of my previous crappy exes.

Look at it this way, you're young, free, single and you look like that. I'd be off out right NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
ta babe :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
a wHile.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
cool wHip

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*wont eat all of her tea, then looks at yours*
*doesn't want to leave the sofa*
*keeps pulling while walking down the road*
*stands and sniffs the same patch of pissy grass for twenty minutes once off the leash*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
YOU WENT OUT WITH HER TOO??!?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Oooh people who play games.
It is most often women, sadly. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
yup :S

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Unwarranted over-confidence, particularly in nerds,
they have an exaggerated manner of speaking which sounds like they have planned everything they're saying in advance, and they still sound like a cunt.

I don't think I've articulated that very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
You should have planned what you were going to say in advance.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
You. Should. Take. The. Time. To. Prepare. Your. Thoughts.
So. You. Can. Express. Them. In. A. Clearer. Fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Comic book guy that's what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
Thanks that's a pretty close example.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Ah, Alpha dweebs. God I hate those cunts.
They gwarf at you for not knowing some sort of maths.

Almost as bad as the ugly dweeb in a ill filling shirt who thinks he's a ladies man.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
'What do you mean you can't tell the time from my binary watch?!'
I mean I'm not a computer, I'm a human. Tell me the shitting time, Johnny Five.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
*puts binary watch in the drawer*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
No need, just translate it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
hahah gwuff gwuff stupid ignoramus! You don't even know pi to 45 decimal places! har har har *wheezes into asthma pump*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'd be learning it
but I keep having to stop so I can have a sex life. Sad, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Yeah the kind that go "HNNFFF HNNFF I think you'll find.."

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
pfft :D
I think you'll find...*smacks lips and adjusts glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
We should never, ever meet
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
You said my shirt was dapper.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
You were cool man, we all thought so
He's just a big meanie
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Yeah, people who think about what they're going to say are a bunch of cunts.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's not about giving thought to the meaning of the words
more the 'what can I say to sound very clever indeed?' attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
And what if they put no thought into it and still sound very clever?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
are still sound very clever?
It's OK you're off the list then.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
I hate patronising people as well
I also hate people who bitch about others behind their back but are unbelievably nice to their face.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
You're looking lovely today, is that a new haircut?
God she's such a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
Isn't that just the way people help the world keep turning?
I'd have been sacked repeatedly if I was honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
Well, to an extent yeh
But when all they do is moan about the people when they could just stop being friends with them or stand up for themselves even rarely, it annoys me. Especially as I'm the one they always moan to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
Oh that's fair enough
I'm nice to a lot of people I would happily torture, but I'm not friends with them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
Of course you do dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
People who interfere
The sort who always offers their advice whether you want it or not. Usually preceded by the phrase, "Well, if you ask me…" when you obviously didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I wait till the end and say
'yeah, that's why I didn't ask you'. Or at least, I do to my Dad, he's an insufferable know-it-all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
"It's a good thing I didn't ask you then, because your advice is complete bollocks."
Works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
Self obsessed,
needy (though I can be needy myself, it's a trait I hate), stupidity, arrogance, people who can't see something is wrong when it's staring them in the fucking face.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
The sort that keeps banging on about how shit their life is
When the real problem is that they don't get off their arse and deal with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Yes yes yes
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Ooooh patronising people really get on my fucking tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
lalalalalala fuck offf lalalalalalal
you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
I'm constantly and offensively patronising
It's probably my biggest failing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
It can just make the difference between
advice you probably should take and will

and

advice you probably should take and won't because that guy's a right prick.


Not you, you're not a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
I normally add a coda to really important advice explaining that it doesn't matter if you like me or not,
if you look at the problem rationally and reasonably my answer is always ultimately the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
haha, what?
so you'd not follow reasonable advice if it was given by an unreasonable person?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
I admit, over my 24 and a bit years
I haven't made the best decision each time. While you're picking your shocked self up off the floor, I will wait patiently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
The Popular Page disagrees with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
The Popular Page is a cunt of the first water.
Maybe. Unless there's hard people on it who might deck me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
the popular page is great, because you can edit your posts and even people who put you on ignore can see them
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
My ears are burning...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I'm really not talking about you
I don't think you're a prick. If I did, you'd be on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
i'm on ignore, yes, i'm judged a prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
what's it like, being on ignore?
i don't think i've ever had the pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
it's not really much of a thing really
you little scamp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
I find it quite irritating.
Sometimes I'll aim a post at someone in particular having forgotten that they have me on ignore.

I don't mind that Gilgamesh can't read this post though.

ym Cock Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
i wouldn't have taken gilgamesh
for one of the lolignore crowd
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
i've never put anyone on ignore, never felt the need, even in the days of the proper trolls
it's only a forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
Have you ever denied it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
never, if people are so emotionally spactated i feel it's best for me to show tough love and be a prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
People who have to talk or have to be having a conversation all the time...
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
People who quote stuff all the time
Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
People who tell you they're coming over tonight
rather than asking if they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
And people who expect me to have a conversation with them
without them paying me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Worringly, ^this

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
God forbid that you two should ever meet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
The universe would tear usunder

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Im rather charmed that you have one of my quotes in your profile though
and used by Mykey, no less
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Stolen praise :*(?
MYKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
It's alright, I don't mind if people need to borrow my sense of humour
there's enough to go round
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
i never ask i just pull out and shoot my muck all over them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
people who jump on you and wag their tails when they see you
yappy little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
people who don't understand what immaturity is
and still live with their parents at pushing 30, and see absolutely no merit in reading books that are any sicker than dan brown, or think paedophiles should be strung up a tree by the balls, then think its immature when someone vaults a railing in the city centre and spills lucozade all over myself
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
Sounds like my ex.
If you ever see a viking stomping around Sittingbourne, remind him he still lives with his parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
i don't know where that is
but I promise I will do this!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)