What, the last one?
Fucking hell, how cuckoo. Well done for being single.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I've never had a normal/non mental girlfriend, kinda getting a bit jaded tbh.
I'm fending off some right nutters at the moment...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I think that's just wimmins, pet

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'm just a mental magnet :S
I think sometimes you get lonely and jump into things you really shouldn't, that's what happens to me all the time...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh I know that trick
That's to blame for a lot of my previous crappy exes.

Look at it this way, you're young, free, single and you look like that. I'd be off out right NOW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

ta babe :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)