I can't be arsed, I'll just make sure Noit doesit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

call him up and make him webcam himself to you watering the plants
(preferably in the nuddy)
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I will be ringing him everyday to annoy him, I think.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)