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Hurray, I'm going home on Sunday for 9 days.
Where are you going on Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
to Noits flat, for red hot bumsex

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Lololol
Can I trust you to water the plants, then? I have a feeling they will all be dead when I get back:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
he'll put the watering can spout up his bum
then carefully release the water onto the plants by squatting above and relaxing

I heard
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
:((((
My poor plants:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
They're getting watered.
How bad can water from Noit's bum be?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
maybe he has a tiny cavern and esme has a lot of plants

I bet moohalaa has a cavern sufficient for kew
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
I use a variety of brass fittings to deliver a range of spray styles

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
I hope there's a chain to pull for a steam horn

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Chain- check
Horn- check
Cleveland steamer- check

Looks like your luck is in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
That made me hard.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
Me too
And I'm not even out of the closet yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
House party?
Cool, shall I bring some pringles?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Pringles is all you will take to a house party?
*never invites you*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
That's just for the 'party trick', MASSIVE WINK.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
Asda.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Good times.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
It's all go round here, I'll tell you.
Tell the car hire people in Dublin Airport they're a bunch of useless fuckers from me please.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Not flying to Dublin.
But Dublin Airport are useless cunts in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
How are you getting over?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Brum to Waterford, the best way.
Except I have to fly into Waterford. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
There's two airports in Ireland now?
Blimey. You'll be telling me there's motorways next.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

there's there are

Ye have a reasonably good language. Learn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Education from a tatty-muncher.
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Straight teeth on a Saxon?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
Saxon?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
You know, one of the ancient foe.
An Englisher.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Has this got anything to do with Germany?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
More or less.
Anglo-saxon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
I don't think I'm one of them.
I have terrible teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
Take a deep breath and read the sub thread again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
That's a lot of reading on a Friday afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Ahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
for a solo kayak trip (haven't decided where yet) in the morning
and then a 20 kilometre bike ride in the afternoon

everything is green and sunny and dappled and insecty atm; life's good
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
God, you're very active altogether.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
+ in the

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
apparently, exercise helps even out the cyclothymic highs and lows
it certainly makes me tired enough to get some sleep when I'd usually be either staying up all night or getting 2-3 hours sleep maximum.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
so, you'll be in a canoe right

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
sorry, matey; I ain't falling for that one
your not knowing the difference between a canoe and kayak isn't my problem...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I'm going to be honest with you here, I'm not entirely sure at the moment.
But yeah', sure, i'll come along with you if you want, I'm quite supprised you're asking me to come with you, I don't feel our relationship was that close, but I guess if you want to introduce to your family, then it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Malvern East
As I live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Then surely you won't need to go there.
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Yes I will.
I'm working a wedding in burwood saturday night, and will most likely get home after 12.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
No YOU are.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Probably the shop or maybe nowhere other than the sofa depending on Saturday night

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
I'll be going to get hammered.
The election results come out tomorrow, and any road up I'll be drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Cool.
Any clues yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Not really, polls are open until ten.
I'll be a tallyman in the morning, so I should have a rock solid estimate by about eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Good stuff.
I'll be home for the results, hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Hay mister tallyman, tally me some bananas.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Do you not understand how democracy works, or are you being very clever and insinuating that Ireland is a banana republic?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
It's 90nz0.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
More of a crab apple republic, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
You can't shoot an apple bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
YES!
More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
They're not really mutally exclusive.
Providing I've got the meaning of mutally exclusive right... that failed me my MCPs =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Maybe for a nice walk in the countryside with the child if the weather's nice
I'm feeling a bit demob happy with no law to do any more. So we might go crazy and go to a teashop too.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Crazy enough for tea AND cake?
Actually, I want tea and cake now.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Maybe a SCONE with JAM and CREAM
if I can ask for one without being despised for my pronunciation.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
NO WHERE!
It's pissing it down here right now maggie :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Aw:(
It's not very nice here, either. It's depressing. I have lots of sweets from the French market, but now I feel sick:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Send the rest to me.
Have a great time in potato land xx

Do you want me to check up on Ronnie midweek? hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Haha, probably wise.
And my poor plants.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
get some of them crystal thingies that you pop on top of the soil and they release water slowly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
I can't be arsed, I'll just make sure Noit doesit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
call him up and make him webcam himself to you watering the plants
(preferably in the nuddy)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
I will be ringing him everyday to annoy him, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
Crystals?
Is this some kind of new age, "alternative" gardening?
Do you plough with magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
It was 32 degrees back in dundalk on tuesday, I think.
I'm sitting here enjoying the 15 degree days.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
its facking freezing here

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
the book store probably

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
+Adult

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
I've actually never been to an adult book store. Or any adult store, as a matter of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
I took my old flatmate into one
And her only comment was that it was clean. Apparently she was surprised about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
wow
we used to have one in town but now I think the closes is in west virginia, ignoring Spencer's which is technically a 'novelty' store. Still, I could stop on the way to see JENNA fucking HAZE.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
it's either going to be work, or inside a bear

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Oooh
go with the second option and post from there
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
why don't you do it now?
I'm not sure I can hold off until sunday to see how it all goes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
Not me, silly
Him^

Mind you, i am on the edge of my seat
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
well be careful love, we don't want you to hydroplane

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
*Spluffs*
too late :(((((

You're nearly there, i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
I'm not sure I can handle all this excitement

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
what you need right now
is a brick hammer, some vaseline and a bottle of orange soda
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
I ONLY HAVE CAAAAAANS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Pfft
useless :((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
:(
I guess it's back to the barbed wire
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
Ah
that'd be better. Barbed wire knickers. Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
mmmmm.....bloody good, ya

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Spluffed again
tchoh
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
show us ya tits, love

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
( . ) ( . )
MOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
hummina hummina hummina

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
work (overtime)
so next week I will be rich! MWHAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
I'm going to Naples.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Lucky you!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Probably out geocacing with the kids.
I'll do this tomorrow as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
Pub quiz for the win
Go the Roflcopters
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)