Gues What We're Having For Dinner.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I Know What You Cooked Last Supper

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Fry-Up Day the Thirteenth.
I've realised you can read that two ways - "Fry Up, Day the Thirteenth", suggesting an enormous fry-up that takes 13(+) days to eat; or "Fry Up Day, the Thirteenth", suggesting 13 consecutive days of fry-ups.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)