I might publish a collection.
"Watch Out, This One's Got Teeth" - an anthology of harrowing poetry about vagina dentata and its victims.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

I'd buy it

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Agh.
You keep posting just before I give up and reply to myself.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

All profits go to Grieving Groins,
a support charity for those who've lost a body part to the insatiable hunger and sharp teeth of a woman's angry minge.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)