Bloody hell, it's dead in here.
I am battling with stupid CSS issues. What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Writing lyrics

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

sock porn

( RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Now that, Sir, is a fantastic idea.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Are they emo?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

No.
They're about cocks.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Wonderful.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Me too! Well, limericks.
I'm not sure whether the premise here is believable, though.

A mute man from Bognor Regis
Shagged a fat girl whose chuff was mischievous
Due to eating in bed
And giving mutual head
He'd lost both his tongue and his penis
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Sounds perfectly believable to me
I've been to Bognor

*shudders*
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

I might publish a collection.
"Watch Out, This One's Got Teeth" - an anthology of harrowing poetry about vagina dentata and its victims.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

I'd buy it

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Agh.
You keep posting just before I give up and reply to myself.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

All profits go to Grieving Groins,
a support charity for those who've lost a body part to the insatiable hunger and sharp teeth of a woman's angry minge.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

I'm sitting in my pants thinking about cunt teeth related lymerics

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

fuck all fucker

( scott,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Drinking cider,
definitely not drinking piss.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

I had a great cider earlier.
www.three-choirs-shop.co.uk/shopexd.asp?id=131
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

I found some alcoholic ginger beer,
it's fucking lovely.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

I like ginger beer with vodka
actually, I like a lot of drinks with vodka.

*pines for booze*
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

It's also nice with tuaca,
not sure if tuaca has found it's way out of Brighton yet though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

I've heard of that before
would like to give it a try
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

It's quite weak for a spirit (20% I think)
so it's easy to drink neat, not always a good trait mind.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

I'm going to bed.
I'm one tired son of a gun.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

css is a piece of piss
get your self over to zen garden
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I know it is.
This is a slightly unusual problem. The text content of a DIV is ignoring the padding applied by the style attached to it. It's only doing it on one DIV - all the others work fine. I can't find the difference :-( But then, I have been at the cider, and not slept much.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

I thought the text content of a div was mnnnnmphhh

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

use the DOM to pick out that div
give it zero on padding margins then stick a div inside it

though best to call div * 0

straight off.. this might not make sense bit wankered myself..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

programming sounds into an old Juno 106
and saving them on a cassette.

oh yes.

modern technology.

(I am ashully doing this)
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Think I used one of them in a studio years ago
is that the one that makes the hoover noises?
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

more or less yes
we use it for pads and strings. lush as fuck they are.

edit:

www.flitemedia.com/images/studio/roland-juno106.jpg

one of them
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Linky doesn't work but I know the synth you mean

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

workys for me?
anyway yes I love the old thing. I am also trying to coax some life back into my mates Polymoog.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

stick "?1234" on the end and hit enter.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

Cunning

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

'kin ell that is brilliant
i have poloroiads of moog settings we used.. weird times
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

heh
I thought I was the only sad git who took photos of settings on old synths like our ARP AXXE :-)
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

haha
i did the ARP as well.. usefull when you're off your tits in a live environment
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

happy days
getting blocked on cheap cider/beer and playing shite Brian Eno/mike Oldfield style musics while drugged up hippys thought we were the next hawkwind :-)
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

well not exactly.. we were playing dead by dawn
and vfm (value for money) but loved the potential.. there's probably still more
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

BORED
Drinking scotch and watching some Apprentice spin off guff.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

a spin off?
christ no.

what next, "big brothers apprentice cash in the car boot sale specials" ?
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

I'm feeling quite dizzy.
I'm not convinced it's the cider either.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

*spins you round*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

LIke a whirlpool?

( Lord Gnome, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

No.
Like a record, baby
Right round round round
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

I am desperately trying to sober up
I may as well skip sleep tonight and try to make up for it tomorrow. My body clock is WEIRD.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)

recovering
drinking a litre of prune juice was a bad idea
(glenbo, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:58, archived)