what?
That is shit. You should've used your best winning smile.
( jenpots, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I really tried.
he just refused. Hopefully me and my parents can get it upstairs. I'm currently watching it to make sure it doesn't get nicked. Fantastic.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Sit on top of it with a carving knife in your hand
I bet no one tries to nick it then.
( jenpots, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)