I bet his baldy head needs some serious moisturizer too.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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I heard he once wet himself in Aldi and burst into tears(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I have it on good authority that he does sit-down wees like a girl.(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
I have it on very good authority that he once passed out after drinking half a Babycham(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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