I still can't believe England lost to the Netherlands in the cricket

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

In all fairness, and I'm not saying England aren't shit, because they are
anything can happen in Twenty20. Scotland nearly beat New Zealand this morning, and India lost to Ireland last week.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

it wouldn't have happened if freddie was fit

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

the whole world's gone topsy turvy!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yup.
All a country needs is a couple of sloggers and a bit of luck.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)