It involves men and a ball and a lot of grass, running, sweating and spitting.
I approve of all of these things except the last.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Nobody likes spitting.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

or diving, those cheating footballers

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)