Help! Cat is preventing me from gorging myself on cake!
I want to get some cake loaf from the kitchen, but cat is sitting on lap.

Edit: Cat is now digging claws into leg.

May poke her.

I laughed her off my leg.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Punch the cat out of the way!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Throw the fucking cat into traffic.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Butcher the cat with a selection of tungsten tipped screws.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

hug the cat and explain why you require it to move and ask if it would like to share some cake
explain it can only have a small amount of cake though, because nobody loves a fat cat with runny cakey shits
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Gently put the cat on the floor.
Get cake, return to cat.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

get the cat to get you cake

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

SHE'S BACK ON
I'll have to send her to kitchen.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)