When I first got my laser spirit level,
I was tempted to stick it on my head, and walk around the house, proclaiming to be Locutis of Borg. If I'd married a more geeky woman, I'd have probably had sex with her, repeatedly announcing that "resistance is futile."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)