I've never been in a real fight.
Which is a good thing, as I'm a huge wuss.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I've not been in a real fight.
Though, I nearly went and spoke to the people who said my son should get a haircut the short arse cunt.

Pick your battles with shirt people.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)