NEAR THE TOP.
I can hear my flatmates having sex. DO NOT WANT.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Play Electric 6's "Gay Bar" on full volume.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I would if I had it.
For now it's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Oh dear. You can come share our living room with the rabbit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

You would not believe how long it took me to find the main door to your place.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Ha ha ha crude sexual innuendo here!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

OH YOU CAD!

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Are they fit?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

You only ask about the GIRL!
COME ON, INTERNET!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I've a lot to learn about this internet business.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

The best place to learn The Internet is
img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I'm still not sure what 4chan is.
It's a confusing place, seemingly filled with the mentally handicapped.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

/b/ recently had it's 140 millionth post.
We're not even to 7 yet.

GET POSTING!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Bang the walls and tell them to shut the fuck up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)