Well...
as you may already know, I've just arrived back from the pub. What's this, have you been banned from 4chan? What did you do?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

For 14 days!
14? Oh man.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

What heinous crime did you commit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I'm going to keep it a mystery for a while.
See if you can guess!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Did you post child porn?
Again....
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I have never done any such thing.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

OKEY DOKEY!
Don't worry Dave, I don't doubt you, and I don't believe the rumours either.

Anyhow, off to bed with me, I bid thee goodnight,
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Punch SSG goodnight for me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

He's not here tonight, I'll go wee on his bed.
ok?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

Splendid!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm starting to feel very drunk
*sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)