I've got the brainfarts tonight.
b3ta.belm.co.uk/b&

What have you done today? Yes, I do mean today, since midnight, you cocks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

Well...
as you may already know, I've just arrived back from the pub. What's this, have you been banned from 4chan? What did you do?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

For 14 days!
14? Oh man.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

What heinous crime did you commit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I'm going to keep it a mystery for a while.
See if you can guess!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Did you post child porn?
Again....
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I have never done any such thing.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

OKEY DOKEY!
Don't worry Dave, I don't doubt you, and I don't believe the rumours either.

Anyhow, off to bed with me, I bid thee goodnight,
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Punch SSG goodnight for me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

He's not here tonight, I'll go wee on his bed.
ok?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

Splendid!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm starting to feel very drunk
*sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Hmmm
Drank. Danced. Pulled a random Norwegian. Walked home. Got chicken and chips. Put on tv and puter. Wondered why I'm sitting here and not in bed.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

You're such a fat slag.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Lies
I walked home alone.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

That just means you're fugly too.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Surely you covered the "f" part of fugly in your previous post
Or is there a new definition of that word?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

"fucking"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Oh
Well, yeh. I sure as hell wouldn't.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

I'm sure you're lovely.
Ignore this Dave fellow, he's a mysogynist.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

Have you turned on me?
This is a terrible thing if you have.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I like this pickle fairy character, she seems fairly nice.
Reserve your bullying for SSG.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

How did you manage to get banned from 4chan?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I just wish I had been using the Virgin Media proxy when I posted.
BAN THEM ALL!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I've been making virtual machines blue screen for lulz
I need to get out more
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I saw that.
I have a terrible CSS problem that I am sure has a very simple and obvious answer.

.thrColLiqHdr #mainContent {
	height: 650px;
	padding-right: 15px;
	padding-left: 15px;
	display: block;
}

A DIV uses the above. It has a floating DIV either side of it. For some reason, the padding on mainContent is ignored in both FF and IE.

WHY? It's fucking retarded. It shows correctly if I use my FF IE plugin.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

haha, you're doing three-column liquid layout
fuck that, it's for dullards who worry about XHTML compliance

PUT IT IN A TABLE AND STOP BEING A HTML NERD
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

I'm not worried about compliance you big mess.
It happens to suit my purposes.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHY.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

every time I start on that 3 column CSS rubbish I end up scrapping it, it's more trouble than it's worth
but I'm bored so if you want to zip up some html and css I'll take a look at it for you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

or
you could try putting a div with 15px padding and 650px height inside #mainContent

that's the lazy way to fix it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

Yeah, but I found another way!
I just gave a margin to the two floating DIVs either side instead. FIXED.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

i've been tying knots in my penis
still struggling with the sheepshank
( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Oh Scott. You and your obsolete knots.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

done it.
found it was easier without a hard-on.
( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)