i've been tying knots in my penis
still struggling with the sheepshank
( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Oh Scott. You and your obsolete knots.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

done it.
found it was easier without a hard-on.
( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)