I'm sure you're lovely.
Ignore this Dave fellow, he's a mysogynist.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

Have you turned on me?
This is a terrible thing if you have.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I like this pickle fairy character, she seems fairly nice.
Reserve your bullying for SSG.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)