Noit just gave me change for a twenty quid I didn't give him.
I'm far too honest for my own good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'd like to have sex with you and Noit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

But without Noit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Or you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Basically I want to wank.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

But the kittens are watching.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's a bit odd.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Cats like to watch.
They also like salty things. Just saying.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)