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FUNG FUNG FUNG CUNNY BOILED HAKE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
Your tits are showing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
etc.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Noit just gave me change for a twenty quid I didn't give him.
I'm far too honest for my own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'd like to have sex with you and Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
But without Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Or you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Basically I want to wank.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
But the kittens are watching.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
It's a bit odd.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Cats like to watch.
They also like salty things. Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
How is this any better than The Doveston's thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......................... SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
It doesn't have the Doveston in it yet, so that's a start.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Hello again.
I'll ruin you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Well you're ruining the internet, why stop there?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
Couldn't do it without you chum.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
No, but, seriously, in all seriousness, which is serious.
Go and piss up a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Whatever you say buddy.
God, we're getting on well aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
Because it contains Baldmonkey,
DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
He's gotten less funny since playing Eddie Hitler though.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
You're the kind of sycophantic whore I could grow to like.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
Hurray!
My life is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
Not quite.
Get your tits enlarged.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
You're fat, dull and stupid etc.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I thought those were the entry requirements for women that have joined in the last three years?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
No, that was all just a coincidence.
And this one takes the piss with it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
If you scrape away the first layer of blubber, you find Mykey underneath.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
It's Mykey in a dress.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
I fucking love you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
OH RIGHT.
I said that at least a year ago and YOU NEVER LOVED ME.

Do I have to be a dumpy Irish slag to get attention on here these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I probably wasn't here when you said it.
I've not seen you on here in bloody ages.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
I seem to remember saying this QUITE SOME TIME AGO.
I am the Meme Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
We've kept the dream alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
But in the dream, this place gets turned off and everyone goes outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
That almost happened once, but the servers needed to be set alight.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

yes, postin dis again

tags: Sebastian Winnett, cockhound, Wormulus, scarf, flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Yes, clickin dis again.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Clicky clicky clicky

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
I don't know whether to wank myself down to the nub or punch myself in the liver.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
get the right angle and you can do both

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
Ten points for Easty.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Hurray, all the good people are here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
and Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Oh god, the Cardiff pics.
:(

www.b3ta.com/talk/6204892
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
This is incorrect, as it suggests that there is someone fatter than Mykey.
It's simply Mykey in a dress and an unconvincing wig.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
My laptop's disc drive has started popping out at apparently random intervals.
I blame you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
It's just happy to see you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
unwanker

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
NOT A CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Lumpfish.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Flumpish.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
OH FUCKING HELL
IT PROBABLY HAS A FUCKING HANGOVER.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LETTING IT DRINK?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
this is some good baldmonkeying we're seeing right here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
*body slams*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Oh hai.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
yo waxy mah biatch

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
hows your face
I might have coffee, I'll keep you updated.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
I would describe my face as "lived in"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
That's hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Ug.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)