My laptop's disc drive has started popping out at apparently random intervals.
I blame you for this.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

It's just happy to see you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

unwanker

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

NOT A CUNT.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Lumpfish.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Flumpish.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

OH FUCKING HELL
IT PROBABLY HAS A FUCKING HANGOVER.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LETTING IT DRINK?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)