God would have to be given a handicap at the start.
Otherwise it wouldn't be a fair fight.
( Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Like bullfighting?
A few blokes stab him up a bit first?
( nick the greek, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

He'd have to be stripped of his omnipotence for a start.
Maybe he could just release a few plagues. Then Godzilla could turn up in heaven and rip his legs off.
( Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)