I used to be scared of sheep.
With their mad, staring eyes.

Actually, I still don't like to go near them.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

think of them as cloud dogs
that might help
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I prefer to think of them as dinner.
Also, sheep are so slow and retarded that if you chase them, you'll overtake them. Keep running. They'll keep chasing you. Slow down, they'll pass you and keep running. Repeat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)