i'm not so keen on them jmg threads
what used to scare you as a child? i have many tales of how i couldn't s;eep, all interesting
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

OH NEW ABERDEEN!
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

i was scared of shoes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I used to think the toilet cistern was full of snakes,
and that they'd come out and get you if you didn't run out of the room fast enough after you'd flushed it.
Also I used to have nightmares about the plughole in the bath.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I used to think they were in the bowl and I had to wee as soon as I sat or they'd bite my bum

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I used to have the same thing with spiders, strangely.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

you thought spiders were full of snakes?
fucking hell, that must have been a tricky childhood.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Yep, and I had to run away as fast as possible after pissing on them.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

an excellent defence against spidersnakes, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

i'm glad it wasn't just me, there

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

With me
it was monsters that came out of the loo if you didn't run from the flush.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

i've no idea
i don't have many memories of my childhood and i don't talk to my parents
( well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

questions
tooo many questions.. *looks for favourite doll*

teddybear i meant teddybear
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I used to be scared of sheep.
With their mad, staring eyes.

Actually, I still don't like to go near them.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

think of them as cloud dogs
that might help
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I prefer to think of them as dinner.
Also, sheep are so slow and retarded that if you chase them, you'll overtake them. Keep running. They'll keep chasing you. Slow down, they'll pass you and keep running. Repeat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I saw a shitty tv programme when I was younger about some female ghost.
She was completely white and walked slowly past a window. She then stopped and turned towards the camera before walking slowly off again.

That shit me right up and it frightened me every time I looked out a window when it was dark outside.

Fucking pansy child I was.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I hate looking out at night if you're in a brightly lit room so you can see your reflection and only little bits of outside
I don't like looking in mirrors in large rooms either in case there is something behind me.
( magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Same. I still think that this dead white bitch is gonna walk past the window whenever I look out.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

nothing really. apart from possibly the house catching fire when i was asleep

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'd imagine that was quite scary

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

a gf of mine had the fridge explode into her room while she was sleeping
straight throgh a wall and ended up a foot from her head
what the SCIENCE behind that i have no idea but i've always been weary of fridges since
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

it contains a compressor. presumably it blocked, overcompressed and exploded.
must have been a fucking shit wall, mind you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

oh right.. and it was a wooden house

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

makes sense
and you're right to be wary of them, I'm fairly sure mine has enough computing power to be sentient.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

The Ghostwatch show scared me for about 6 weeks
It was the first thing I thought about in the morning and the last thing at night, during the day was fine but when in bed it used to keep me awake even though I knew it was bollocks (and I only saw about 3 minutes of it)
( magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

i watched that one hallows eve at the horse hospital
it was VERY creepy.. seeing it as a kid i'm sure i;d have shit myself
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I used to think a huge spider lived under my bed

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Word up ladies, DG's here.
Try not to mander too much.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

*manders like there's no tomorrow*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I now feel powerful...powerful like Hewie Lewis is playing in the background and I have sexy drunk woman in my house
Big Cheif DG like.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

i would think we are all ok unless we want to imagine an more insistant cher look a like

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I wish you were a battleship right now so I could stradle you
Rub my smooth noonie on your barrel.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

you wish you could turn vack time? find a way
you bulimic cher drag act
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

pfft haha :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

p.s. you look like someone took a spade to a lego man

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

*swoons*
ey up monkey :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

beereet bogey eyes :)
Hows the flat looking? all awesomecool?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

werewolves. and sharks.
Both still worry me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

What about a werewolf shark?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

You fucker
now I've just soiled myself, locked all the doors and had to check the bath.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

They usually come up through the toilet.
Carrying a jar full of snakes with spiders in their mouths.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

that's OK
anything that comes up through my toilet is brave enough to deserve a chance to kill me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

you know what, you're quite rude sometimes
abrupt even
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

when have i ever done that? never, knickers to you

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

yes you did, you posted poo porn all over /board

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I used to have dreams where I owed everybody in the world one million pounds
scary
( custard, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

are you an icelandic bank?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'll take half of it now and I'm coming back next week for the rest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)