You fucker
now I've just soiled myself, locked all the doors and had to check the bath.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

They usually come up through the toilet.
Carrying a jar full of snakes with spiders in their mouths.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

that's OK
anything that comes up through my toilet is brave enough to deserve a chance to kill me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)