I was reminded of Roy Keane this afternoon.
At the park, my 2yo daughter was at the top of the slide waiting for a chav urchin girl to finish pissing about and stop climbing up the slidey bit of the slide.
She gave her fair time to get off before launching herself two-footed down the slide taking her completely out.

It was only the fact that she also kicked this girl as they came to a stop which made me proper chortle!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)