Why does it always rain on me?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

you skin attracts moisture

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Cool.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

it may be because you lied when you were seventeen
But, I'll be honest, it's probably because you're a miserable Scot with limited songwriting talent that deserves all the fucking precipitation you get.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)