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hi
i feel like typing, so ask me questions and i shall type a response
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
What's your favourite colour?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
ermm, i like dark blues

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
WRONG!
You owe me £300.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
is it red?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Ahhh I can only take your first answer, sorry.
Judge's decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
Say what you see, what's Mr Chips doin?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
Shaving SexFace's balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I don't envy you your view.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
It's good, but it's not right.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
what is your favourite key on the keyboard?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
ENTER

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
the dragon?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
why would you fuck a dragon?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
because he's a puff.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Bruce Lee was gay?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
don't be stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
So, the dragon was gay?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
All dragons are gay.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
it's where the term 'flamers' comes from

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Good 'un.
I geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
being welsh helps

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
puff the magic dragon
lived by the sea
he frolicked in the autumn mists
and died of exposure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
much more fun to smoke it

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
you mean crack?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
what do you get out of this?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
it amuses me when i'm bored and feeling cheeky/saucy

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
good answer

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Why does it always rain on me?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
you skin attracts moisture

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
it may be because you lied when you were seventeen
But, I'll be honest, it's probably because you're a miserable Scot with limited songwriting talent that deserves all the fucking precipitation you get.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
What's your favourite word?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Thankyou.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
do you like upseting people on this forum?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
i don't go out of my way to do so
some people should relax
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
do you?
you seem to have upset that jmg fellow quite a bit tonight
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
this was never about me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
i know you internet types
it's always about you, what you've had for lunch, how your day was, what sort of shelter you use next to the lake while fishing, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
:(
How are we at this juncture?
:(!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
i'm just calling it as i see it, here
if i'm mistaken don't hesitate to correct me
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
've no time for those jmg threads

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
I'm sooooo unupset I'm including a smiley in this post! :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
you mistyped upset as well
i've got it on good authority that's a bad sign when it comes to these kinds of things
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
you wouldn't be upset with me jmg would you? i'm sure you wouldb't, your a grown up are you not?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
No.
:(
I'm incredibly good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
What's your first name?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Hello Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
yeah, how goes it?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
100% thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
why has voting turnout dropped
even after all the political hubbub of recent times?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
The general populus are disillusioned with the government.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Where did I put the remote?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
It's on the table.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
God you're good.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Also, you enjoy pissing in the sink.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
You know everything.
I'm amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
It's in your tobacco drawer,
you left it there when you were selecting today's pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Today's pipe:
Dr Plumbs Statesman pipe
9mm full bent pipe

www.roll-ups.co.uk/ishop/879/shopscr4099.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
That is indeed a handsome pipe.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I'm gonna ask another because I'm bored.
What was your favourite subject at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
English

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Who's your favourite American president?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Lincoln

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
what is the best nationality?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Trinidadian

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
not Tobago too?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Well, they're twinned, innit.
(To be honest I'm more of a Tobago chap, but don't let whitey know)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)