I know loads of birds on his course that he hasn't knobbed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

HELLO IN CAPITAL LETTERS
I've spent all day doing things to "computers" which is the scientific term for a sort of electronic brain that one day will be able to converse with us in Esperanto and do the hoovering
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

HELLO

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)