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you know that team taikai (tournament) I was babbling on about
our team won, we got gold, I'm a national hero.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
but,
what did you have for lunch?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
what is taikai?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
it's a kendo competition

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Kendo use sticks, yes?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
correct.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
yes, it use sticks
because the hand is weak

NOT!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
You sound upset.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
I'm swinging my crotch about in joy

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
*Punches the clouds*

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
*Punches the crotch*


*wins!*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
now now, jmg, gmos is a great lad, i've met him, let's praise him for his skills, no need to sulk

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Shut up a minute. I'm on with GMoS.
Please hold.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Thank you.
I'm really happy, our team had the best spirit, we were all really trying to win, it was great fun.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
I might watch House of Flying Daggers as a celebration
I might not though, you don't get to see any tit in it
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
try karate kid
loads of tits
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Got your texts last night, n1 :)

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
:D

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
KIIIIIIIIIIIAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Katsugi waza!!!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
oh man, I was really kiai-ing today and yesterday, my voice is broken.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Was it all down to you? I bet it was. I bet the others were shit and you held your team together.
Man, I'm gonna be your biggest fanboy if that was the case.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
nah, it was a team effort, everyone was needed, we all saved the day at least once.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Was that your team in the photo you put up the other day?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
which potato I put up the other day?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I'm sure you put up a photo of a bunch of people in armour, with an old guy looking a bit freaked out.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
3 of us in that photo were in the team.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Cool.
Well done by the way. My initial post sounded like I was taking the piss.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
thanks.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
I bet he gets a congratulatory message from Trent Reznor

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
I hear he's giving out Twitter compliments left, right and centre. Every fucker is getting them.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
each one is a ray of celebrity sunshine into the dull lives of the talentless

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
that's nothing, I heard SickRik looked at a woman once

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
I've got a pic of his mum somewhere
I looked at that once
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
HE SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
but he only ever shags really fit strippers!

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
bugger,
my girlfriend is merely "very beautiful" according to sources.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
she'll make a lovely widow

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
she has dealt with the news of my pancreactic cancer very well.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
i heard she gave it to you

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
well, there is that.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
I know loads of birds on his course that he hasn't knobbed

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
HELLO IN CAPITAL LETTERS
I've spent all day doing things to "computers" which is the scientific term for a sort of electronic brain that one day will be able to converse with us in Esperanto and do the hoovering
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
HELLO

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
nice one fella
i had a tuna sandwich!!!111!!!!



i didn't really
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
nor did I
NOT SANDWICH FLAVOUR TWINS
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
was there any competition?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
i hope you get cancer you big shit burger

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
yes we managed to get through 3 of our groups by just 1 point

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
grand skills!
do you have a fighting title now?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
you can just call me Rick.

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Well done.
Did you end up with any more bruises?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
the underside of my left arm is coated in bruises, the nito player (2 swords) I fought today was playing dirty and hurting me to get advantage.
he only got warning (2 warnings is a point to me) even though he carried on once he was warned.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Congratulations.
Have a strepsil for your throat.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

thank you
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
that's brilliant!
how long have you been doing it and how many ippons did you get?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
16 months
3 yesterday (1st against shodan, 2nd against 3rd dan gb squad, final against nidan)

2 today (both against nidan.)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
*bows with much respect*
you must be over the moon
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
yeah, I had an amazing time
my team were brilliant, couldn't believe how much and how hard they all tried.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
This is good news
and I am very happy for your victory. Was it a closely fought match? Or was it all a walk over?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
very close, we nearly didn't make it out of the pools

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
you've been to see Sammi?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Go you!
And the rest of you!

I'd bake you a cake, but it's impractical.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
enough about you
time to talk about me
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
aren't you the one who doesn't like that people dislike the tories?

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
Something like that

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
brilliant!

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)