*points at the not-wanker*
*makes not-wanker motion*
*relishes the derision you receive from your peers*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

You're the best b3tan ever, and are in no way shit OR mentally ill.
Nor do you have cat legs.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Aw... gee... thanks...
*huggles*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I also love your podcasts, and would like you to continue making them until the end of time.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Hang on...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I also think that your general creative talent is unparallelled,
and personally feel that you do not contribute nearly enough works of MS paint to the internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

IT'S NOT NICE, IS IT, CATLEGS?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

BRAYNDEDD IS NOT A MARMITE SANDWICH.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

That's better.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

BUT HE IS A WANKER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Hurrah!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

LIFEPWN!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)