No.
I'll only hold a real man's pipe.

HAHAHAHAHAH
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH
OHH Baldmonkey!
There's yet to be a day you haven't brightened with your smile.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)