I don't think they'd want to eat a shoe
except perhaps out of spite because they wont stay on their hooves
(glued eel/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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I don't work near any shops :(
Apart from Asda.
(Pickle Fairyis clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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