My eyes hurt.
What are you complaining about today?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

i accidentally gave myself food poisoning so i'm a bit poorly and complaining about that

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

are you one of the four yorkshiremen?


EDIT: + of the apocalypse
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

no, i'm not
but since you mention it, in my day we lived 17 to a room. and there was no roof. or walls. or floor. and we survived on a handful of gravel a week between us.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

you wer' luckeh!
....
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

GRAVEL?
Luxury. We used to get hit over the head with a hammer and then eat the hammer.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

we used to have to push a boulder up a mountain every morning, then jump off into a pit of hungry crocodiles... get eaten... get shit out again...
then we'd have to walk to the shop carrying a feast fit for a king with castor sugar all over our lips and if we licked them our entire family would be murdered in front of us and then I'd be towel whipped with their souls..

etc etc
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

We used to have to
wake up at 3am every morning and be pushed through a press, then chopped into squares and heated to make us into those complementary towels you get on airplanes after your meal, then shipped round the world to be used on a transatlantic flight, before being disposed of and recycled AND THEN, and only then would we be given our meal, of 3 atoms of caesium.
BY GOD WE WERE LUCKY
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

Ey 'up
Ahm gan' t' lay down a wave of t' pestilence and t' despair, but first, let's have a nice cup o' tea. Lovely
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

I'll go out on a limb and say it's rarely done on purpose.
If you had done it on purpose, you'd be a bit silly to complain about it.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

i blame asda. i was within the use by date but the chicken was definitely a bit off :(
*queases*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Take the sick and faecal matter back to the shop in freezer bags and demand your money back.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

no sick as of yet. i'm toughing it out.

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I'm reminded of the last time I was in Ireland.
*boiks*

Well I hope you feel better soon.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

me too.
i'm on a 12 hour shift today
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

f
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

haha

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha, poor oul Spider.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahah
why on earth did you eat some chicken that was "definitely a bit off"?

Are you crazy or summat??
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Nothing.
I might plane some doors in a bit.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Hopefully it will go wrong, so you can complain about it.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Good thinking.
I thought I'd look on the internet for some tips, and found this:
www.expertvillage.com/video/135645_using-plane-on-door.htm

It's like a comedy sketch which never really starts. I was waiting for the afro wearing buffoon to take his fingers off.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Terrible book storage!
Their poor spines...
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

ook abby P
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

A horizontal book
is a happy book
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

book Al
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Tru dat

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

book giraffe
happy book dead giraffe
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

He should get an electric plane
I've got one, they're great fun.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I got one on the weekend, for jobs such as this.
I've got about 10 doors to do.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Put out some dust sheets
they are a bit messy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'm going to do it outside.
And then I'm going to plane the doors lololololololol
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Good idea
never do woodwork with full testicles.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

MY EYE HURT YESTERDAY
i got something in it.

it felt all bruised for like an hour.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

hayfever graaaahhhhhhhh no money graahhhhhhhhh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

RAWR STOMP SMASH etc.
i agree, except instead of hayfever i have seasonal itchy arms that thankfully respond to antihistamines
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

itchy scratchy binky
are you all settled in now? all unpacked? :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

YES it is sooo awesome
we still have a pile of stuff to take to charty/recycle/dump, and we need to clean the old house thoroughly too... BUT I LIKE THE NEW PLACE i feel about 800% more independent and it is FANTASTIC yeah.

i am going to let the cats out on thursday or friday. it will have been 2 and a half weeks...
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

we phoned a guy with a van up to come and collect all our rubbish from moving, it's a great idea.
check your Yellow Pages from something similar if you don't want to trek back and forth to the dump.

Good plan - their little cat homing devices will have fixed on "home" now :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

apparently the local recycle centre does house clearances - we just feel the need to check everything in case anything important is still in there!
i seem to have misplaced a bond certificate, my driving licence... :P
there's probably one heap with everything i need
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

cor, that's good.
I put out ALL the cardboard boxes (shitloads) for the recycle bin men this morning, only to discover it's next week they collect. Boo.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

we get recycle every monday and rubbish every other tuesday
and i have ordered a COMPOST BIN for my garden eee i am excited.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

eventually the CHICKENS will eat scraps, I think.
For now our garden is a hideous jungle that can only be cured with fire and weedkiller.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

WAIT WHAT? YOU'RE GETTING CHICKENS?
omg can i come and visit?
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

totally can!
No chickens for a while, mind. The little Eglu hutch thing is ESSPENSIVE.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

how many chicklets will you get?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

3
because two of them form a strong bond, and when one inevitably dies (and gets eaten) the other can stop laying. 3 form a more open group and can accept new chickens when the other ones die.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

EGGSPENSIVE, more like!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

LOL shell i laugh or bang my head on the desk?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

IT WAS A CRACKING YOLK.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

something about albumen.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

these puns are clucking terrible.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

i just don't have the HENergy.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't beaklieve it!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

you chicks and your bad jokes, i don't know

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

WATTLE WE DO NEXT?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

oh. oh my. i think this contest is over

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

i am now looking at
this and trying to come up with something new.

Nothing is COMBing to mind sr far though... :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

are you just adapting these from another pun thread or are they
AD HOCK?!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

my garden is a lawn consisting mostly of dandelions, some paving full of weeds, gravel likewise, some bamboo covered in bindweed, and A MOTHERFUCKING PALM TREE.
and an awesome shed.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

bindweed is a bugger to clear
but FUCK a palm tree! We have head-height nettles and no grass.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

yeah i am going to buy a shit load of weedkiller i think, for bindweed and paving/gravel, and i have started DIGGING UP about 1/3 of the lawn for a VEGETABLE bed
i say vegetables - i'm thinking runner beans, spinach, chard, and probably SWEET PEAS.

also my dad is cultivating about 6 herb cuttings for me to have in big pots on the paving.

YEAH GARDENING i like gardening.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

yay!
Peas are good to plant along with sweetpeas because the blackfly are kept away by the sweetpea smell and you don't get flies on your eating peas. And eating peas right from the pod is so nyom. Potatoes are easy to grow too, and strawberries. My ma's giving me a load of herbs and a few strawberry runners.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

AHA sage advice. i love peas.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

home place where I get fed when I choose to be fed
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Local honey
It's like miracles in a jar
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Do they glue your eyes shut, therefore preventing pollen from getting in?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I don't know if I want to eat anything from a Croydon bee.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

you're a llama, maaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

*chews on your hat*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

maaa baa baaa maa
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm very tired
my eyes are dry

I look like barnaby bear... etc
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

GOVERMENT IN MELTDOWN
CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT WITH A LIBDEM OPPOSITION.

CAMERON ON A THRONE MADE FROM THE BONES OF ARGENTINIAN SOLDIERS.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

NICK GRIFFIN ATE MY BABY!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

LIBDEM UKIP

So we're all BUMMED.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Capslocks aside
I'd be quite chuffed with a Lib Dem opposition.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Please don't reply to this
I'm not really prepared to have a genuine political conversation on here.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

On account of how appalling your various opinions are.
I've been reading them you know.
Pig ignorant they are.
PIG IGNORANT.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

The worst part is how clever you all obviously feel when you type them
Chests heaving, palms sweating, complex arguments to justify your horrendous political fetishes swirling in your brain but evaporating as you try and cram them into the quick reply box.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

You sicken me.

( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I had an epic political win on friday,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

yes?

( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Bring it back to OT then
I missed it due to educational reasons on Friday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

If he does
i'll repost my picture of him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

The politiclol part of the BNP thread got deleted,
shame it was hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Did it?
For Shame! I'm disgusted by that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I don't think he liked me saying that having kids didn't excuse his ignorance,
oh and I took the piss out of his spelling and education.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I just flicked through it again and It looked like it was all there still.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

linkypoos please!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post440334
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

ta :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Fuck me, that was a spastic stuck in a paper bag moment if I've ever read one.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'm not sure what BGB meant by
'Wormulus will probably try to say something funny with just 3 words'
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Probably
"Hello Laydeez! *winks*"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Why not?
It always ends so well.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

EVERYFUCKINGTHING!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I can't figure out when I made a difficult work-related decision that wasn't quitting
and I also I can't remember a time I overlooked a new initiative which had an impact on anything. Job application forms are STUPIDS.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Being at work. Nothing new there, then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Clients who "aren't able to" pay me
Bastards
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

You and your shit threads

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

You tell her.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

this

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

*lets out the main sheet*
*ups the anchor*
*reigns in the jenny*

*SETS A COURSE ON THE PANDERVESSEL STRAIGHT TO BLUE STAR*

YAAARRGGH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

woman hater

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

You're always on here.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I NO.
I'm a terrible mother and a woman hater and I'm always on here. I'm an awful human being. With very sore eyes.

I'm not a Vincent Price impersonator just yet though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

*pays a man to stick a knife in my face*

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

I have a mild case of PAIN.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

only mild?
surely this is cause for celebration!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Yeah but mild PAIN to me is the equivalent of having your arms fed in to a shredder.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

are you responsible for
this?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Scotland?
YES!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

My nipper once poked me in the eye, his fingernail made the white bit bleed.
That smarted
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

YEOUCH
I got burned in the white of my eye once with a cigarette. I also pulled an elastic band over my head and snapped it into my eyes once. I was very very young at the time.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

my eyes also hurt
and i am tired. and I am at work. nothing is good about this day.
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Nothing :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Sup, yo
I need to ask you something. You gig more than me.

Why on EARTH would they want us there at half 4 if we're on third of three bands at half ten?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

what do you play?
IF I MAY
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Bass. Fisher Price guitar.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

This is my lot
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ahhhh, bless
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/BandDiagWeb.jpg

That's us
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Nice.
I just got a phone call. We are last on on the main night at a festival.
Only thing is we follow Sham 69 and The Beat. I'm a bit concerned the audience may not be perfect for us.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Ooooh, showbiz!
Sod the audience. SOD THEM. Have a brill time, chappy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm looking forward to it.
We will get it viddied as we are going to have the full light show and shit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

I shall watch with great interest
should somebody point me in the direction of the video.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

haha
that's a nice setup. I just got 2 yamahas, DGX-220 and P150 stage piano. i dont really do much other than piano, never really got into the whole do it yourself crazy stuff!
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I use a Kurvweil piano rack module
but for live sound I simply use the one on the SP100. I've had it since 1994 and have never found a better live piano. You can pick them up for fuck all now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

to be honest
I'm not that educated when it comes to pianos.. i just play it! hehe. The PS150 was between £1500-£2000 new and I got it for £500, it's a really nice sounding piano. but then I only have an out of tune upright to compare it against :D

here it is lol
www.fictionalfuture.com/bowie_08/photos/bowie_con_0010.jpg
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I used to demo for Korg.
The SP 100 was deliberately over engineered for the price. The keyboard is fantastic, it feels like and plays like a real piano. They got brilliant reviews and damaged Roland's sales although they made an initial loss on it, they then brought out the SP 300 and 500. Same thing but with a few more voices and toys and upped the price by loads and made gazillions. It cost £600 new back in '94 which was very much cheaper than the Kurzi and better.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

cool
i'll check it out! i play in a soul/funk/blues band so the p150 is great for all the stax stuff. then i just use the 76keyer for clavi and so on. I'm also part of a Bowie tribute show - we did "Life On Mars" and "Time" at an old theatre - it's sounded bloody good in there with a bit of plate reverb!
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Plate reverb.
I used to work at Olympic Studios. Many years ago it had a huge plate revrerb room. 22' X 10' sheets of half inch steel. 20 of them all suspended from the roof by huge chains. Now that's plate reverb.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

yea I wasn't talking about REAL plate reverb
but I've read about it and watched lots of videos youtube, hehe. its pretty good stuff
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Cracking stuff though.
Bloody great array of speakers one end and a load of huge valve mics the other and by raising and lowering of various plates, you could vary the reverb.
We are quite lucky as we rehearse and record in my own studio, which is handy.
If you ever want a good job done gaz me. Details in profile.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Spit roast.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Ew, it's WYCOMBE.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Where you playing and on what day? The bar fly have that policy. Tell them to fuck off as it's stupid.

If the sound man isn't there when you turn up then you want double money.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

High Wycombe, White Horse, Friday night 19/06
We've got a sound man if necessary, but it'd be nice for him to just be a guitarist.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

They should have an in house. If not then call them up and ask them why.
Basically places ask you to get there very early as they know what bands are like with being late. If you're on last then you'll soundcheck first, but for 3 bands that's rediculous. We were asked once to get to The Bar Bly as we were headlining for 2pm! We were going on at 11pm. We got there, no one about so we just drank and said to put it on the promoters tab.

Stay away from RW Concerts if you get approached. Offers you big gigs but the guy is a double cunt. Hasn't got a clue how to put on a rock night. Right little billy bullshitter.

Isn't the White Horse a strip club?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

It is, a terrible one
but it's been in the gig market for years, so it's paid it's dues. Ta for all the info, chappy. We do about 4 or 5 gigs a year (always writing) so we don't see the light of day often...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

a gig is a gig :)

I've played some right rough places in my time. We usually gig about 30 times a year once we get up and running. But we are starting to only do the good gigs now as we can't be fucked to drive to shit places.

Playing Hell's Angels parties/ Chop n Rod and stuff now that will be interesting :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

The problem is one of us is a barman, and one of us is a chef
two jobs not conducive to being free every Friday and Saturday night. That also doesn't help... :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

bah :)
Having a job and gigging is a massive pain in the butt. you can understand why most people are young when they make it because they've got the time to do it :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Exactly
but it's still fun as a hobby.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I used to work behind the bar there and they had an inhouse sound guy
That was about 5 years ago though, so might have changed since then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

The last time I went there was about 6ish years ago
Do you remember a band called vertibreak playing? Lead singer was a dready guy, they supported Skindred?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Oh get you with your cheezy grin and shit...

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

it's my shitty mouth that makes me show my teeth

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

You should floss those fuckers.
You look like Cher gargling with Nutella.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

I'll have to gurn back time

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

It's in his piss.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

I got three hours sleep last night and I'm having to take phone calls for the first time in ages today
BOO Miss Star BOO.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

You still on for next week?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Aye, most yes Lady Clen

( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

:D

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

my leg hurts.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

How does it smell?

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

echo echo echo

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I read about your GREAT VICTORY,
congratulations!
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

thanks

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

im knackered

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I have cold toes
But that's because I stupidly put on sandals and my office is a bit chilly.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Stupidly?
Are they on backwards?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

No, just too flimsy for a cold room

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Isn't this just a great excuse for lunch-time shoe shopping?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

who would want to eat a shoe?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Goats

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I don't think they'd want to eat a shoe
except perhaps out of spite because they wont stay on their hooves
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I don't work near any shops :(
Apart from Asda.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

I keep putting my feet up on the base of my chair
and rolling backwards away from the computer

CURSE YOU, SIR REGINALD WHEEL
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Clearly you need a set of wheel chocks to go behind your chair

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

My head.
I got very drunk and talked shite at my Da last night. Hello internet.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

ye' feckin' lush so ye' are!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I haven't been to bed yet.
I was up all night messing about with CSS stuff. It's all working great now though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)