it's my shitty mouth that makes me show my teeth

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

You should floss those fuckers.
You look like Cher gargling with Nutella.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

I'll have to gurn back time

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

It's in his piss.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)