Just don't put up your tent next to his.
He snores like a hippo with a shovel up it's arse and farts like a wind tunnel on a shit farm.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I didn't sleep last time.
ROCK N ROLL!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

thats only because you could not stand up after laying down with those tight jeans on

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)