In your opinion, what is the best pirate game?
For lunch I am having pronounce scone hangover cure just a thought.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Monkey Island 3
Controversial
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

no it isn't, it's the best monkey island game

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Pirate games are surely not as fun as being an actual pirate
which I assume is a lifelong haze of sex, rum and killing.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

phwoar.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

and Jack Sparrow.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

GOES WITHOUT SAYING.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Although having a squiddy beard and one giant claw would also be fun.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

shame the sex is with men.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

hey, that's not a shame.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

To rhyme with
'arr, tis gone.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Pop-up-Pirate
Clearly.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

HEY
pick me up from devon and take me to the captains bash in august please?
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

oh man binky you should totally come along
I will feed you curry and gin.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

IT'S ALMOST 6 HOURS DRIVE.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

i so want to YEAH

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Do you think you could come to Portsmouth and I'll take it from there?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

that's 3 1/2 hours. how far is it from portsmouth?
or how about i get to bristol?
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

It'd be another three or four hours from mine.
Bristol would mean me driving the wrong way and I am a cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

okey doke
lol, gays creamery
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

lol teenager grease
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I'LL GO IF YOO DOO

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

:(
looong drive! Train?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

5 hours on train, plus one hour's drive.
also car parking maybe, and cost of train tickets.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Aeroplane.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

what plane place is close?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

which london airport is the right side of london?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

stanstead
you have to pass it to get to theirs

that is if you use the m11.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

It will be worth it.
*sniggers in a sort of secretive glee*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

can i camp? is that how it works?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I CAMP ALLLLL THE TIME DARLING AT CHB'S! *mincy mincy hair toss mincy*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Any way you want. Camp, crash in the house, whatever.
binkycomebash
kthnksbye x
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Also L-Space gets naked at 3am. it's like clockwork. Girls scream and run and we all take it in turns to plait his back hair.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

And watch his yo-yo-pods.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

He wabbles and biffs them between his thighs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Just don't put up your tent next to his.
He snores like a hippo with a shovel up it's arse and farts like a wind tunnel on a shit farm.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I didn't sleep last time.
ROCK N ROLL!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

thats only because you could not stand up after laying down with those tight jeans on

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

booty on the old speccy
pirates on the pc
all the monkey islands on the pc.


/cannot be bothered to choose
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Scabies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrtzi
bad
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

You are a terrible, awful man.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

that actually made me shudder
:)
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Dressing up and taking over a ship

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

[taking a shit strikethrough lolarity]

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Crap Beard Donkey Rums

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Pieces of Nine
/parity error
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

*swabs your poop deck*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Pie Rate 3: This Time It's Piesonal

I enjoyed the bonus slice and pasty level
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

You've got to fight for your right to pirate.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)