Do it reluctantly
and fuck it up so badly that no-one asks you again. Then tell yourself that it's not your fault, it's just no-one asks you. Then award yourself five passive-aggressive points.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

yes!
*dons cloak of ignorance*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

*puts on hat*
+4 jaunty angle
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)