Many time after a sound check we've all said "Oi mate, do you know what you're doing? turn the kick drum down and the bass off of the guitars and take the top off the mic...there...was it that hard?"
"We'll do the rest with our amps, stop making the PA the main sound system!"

One guy wanted us to play everything through the PA, no cabs at a normal pub gig once. The PA system was about 300watts. We told him to fuck off and we'll do it ourselves.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

last time I played to my crowded teddy bear collection
I gutted the sound check bear.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I heard the polly pockets all threw their knickers at you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

it was a rain of plastic pants

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)