Your beautiful perineum.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I hear they come from far & wide
In the hope that they can glide
a finger in the area that does divide
Jammies arsehole from his cock
( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

haha
*click*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

They form a queue around the town
Men and women, white and brown
His pants to put their fingers down
And tickle 'neath his balls
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

In the hot weather when it is boiling
the boys & girls are all spoiling
to give jammies stinky-bridge a good old oiling
and maybe a bit of a lick
( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

We've had to institute some rules
To stop them bringing poking tools
Or covering his nads with drool
As his thighs get very slick

edit@: half day! bye!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

nice!
*waves*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Wow asked the boss for a half day
she really had to get away
so she could sniff the fine bouquet
coming from between Jammies legs
( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)