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What do you like most about ME?
ME.
You love a bit of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
That you're a long way away.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
You are closer to him than me

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
I'm unlikely to bump into him on a Saturday night out though
unless one of us is using a train to pub crawl.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Good
POint
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
NEAR THE TOP JMG CHALLENGE!
See how long you can last!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
I'm 2 minutes in and I feel ill

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
It's the heavy breathing I can't stand :(

(__, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
*snort* *glurph* *wheeze* *gmph*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
the mere act of speaking seems to make him out of breath.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
piece of piss.
this guy's a fucking amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
you make me laugh, and you support my silly sports

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
Are you going to be at the Olympics, GMoS?
This'd make you much more famous than Baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
My laptop won't recognise the battery!
Argh!
(__, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
Your beautiful perineum.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
I hear they come from far & wide
In the hope that they can glide
a finger in the area that does divide
Jammies arsehole from his cock
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
They form a queue around the town
Men and women, white and brown
His pants to put their fingers down
And tickle 'neath his balls
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
In the hot weather when it is boiling
the boys & girls are all spoiling
to give jammies stinky-bridge a good old oiling
and maybe a bit of a lick
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
We've had to institute some rules
To stop them bringing poking tools
Or covering his nads with drool
As his thighs get very slick

edit@: half day! bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
nice!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Wow asked the boss for a half day
she really had to get away
so she could sniff the fine bouquet
coming from between Jammies legs
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
The fact that I can talk to you and see myself in your head reflection at the same time
The house of mirrors must be like a never ending optical illusion for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
OH DG!!
:(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
Oh jammers, you know I'm just tugging your leg to get the tubbers gwuffing into their various pastry goods.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
I was looking to catch the after-lunch pre-moan market.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
You need to wait for the 15 minute window between lunch and dinner for that jambo.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Jamingleton....
I know you're a modest man, who works behind the scenes, but I just would like to thank you for having a word in O2's ear to whipe out my £1400ish phone bill last month.

If I can ever do anything for you, like have a word with my World Media or World Banks, just say the word.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
£1400 phone bill....
I would have talked dirty to you for £40 for the month!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
222mb @ £6/mb.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Gonz...seriously....

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I know ! lesson learnt.
To be fair, most of that was spent on a window's update, a test one, that I didn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
Pickle Fairy started a phone sex line

(__, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
You can go to the Lake District and stare at mossy rocks for free.
Conversation is better too...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5290546
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
he's fallen in love with the talking clock

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
I'm a real 21st century hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
How did you manage that?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
sending one email and hitting spell check, took hotmail 72 hours to complete

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
i most certainly do not

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
you come up with some very good one liners

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
i can't really say as i have never met you and know nothing about you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Everyone has met JMG, he's in our hearts.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Hats, capes and Vimto.
I prefer me though, JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
Oh I don't know, your face, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Have you judged the Wormulus -v- Sexface contest yet?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
your wikipedia entry got deleted

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
Sexface was on about his win the other night, but I'm not so sure.
Plus I think there's a public vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
What's it's actually judged on Jammers?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
the bit where you go away

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)