The fact that I can talk to you and see myself in your head reflection at the same time
The house of mirrors must be like a never ending optical illusion for you!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

OH DG!!
:(((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh jammers, you know I'm just tugging your leg to get the tubbers gwuffing into their various pastry goods.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

I was looking to catch the after-lunch pre-moan market.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

You need to wait for the 15 minute window between lunch and dinner for that jambo.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)