Don't do it.
It will lose its cuteness if you're smeared across the road.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hello yes
I hope you had a good time on Saturday :)
( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

It was great, thank you!
We had fun and your flat is lovely.
Sorry for appearing rude - I did say thank you via FB but maybe you didn't see...
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

I did see it
I just though I'd initiate some conversation over here :)
( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

Good!
We especially enjoyed the curvaceous blonde who did the dancing...
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

Curvaceous?
:(
( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

What? That was nice!
You have lovely curves.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Dun't wanna be curvy :(

( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

Oh no! I don't mean it in a euphemistic way!
I promise.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Are you saying you could see the outline of my penis in my trousers?

( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Why do you think I left so early?
You were crowding the room.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Chompy has got some woodlouse ears for his helmet.
his winky helmet
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

So that's why they're called Cheesy bugs

( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

...
i dunna sick
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

your obsession with my penis is getting unhealthy

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

At least it means he's leaving his own alone, for a change.
The other bus passengers will be pleased.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

^this

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)